The Ex-boyfriend's Handbook

Can cuddly Teddy become sexy Eddie — in just three months? Edward Middleton is devastated to be dumped by Jane, his girlfriend of the past ten years. 'It's not me, it's you', she tells him. 'You've let yourself go. So I'm letting you go too.' Determined to get her back, Edward must learn how to make women fancy him again. If he's to be Jane's Mr Right, he needs to turn himself into a bit of all right. Edward's personal self-improvement odyssey from Atkins, Botox and Detox to his lamentable efforts to re-enter the 21st century dating scene make for a truly hilarious read. And on Jane's return, the truth is finally revealed. Has he managed the transformation from cuddly Teddy to sexy Eddie — and will he be able to win her back? Or has his journey of self-discovery taken him in a different direction entirely?